Adult Only Cruise Playbook

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 The Adults-Only Cruise Playbook

Cruising is all about fun and relaxation, but let’s be real—there are some “grown-up” tips that most people won’t tell you. From balcony etiquette to drink packages and even how to avoid kids onboard, these insider secrets will make your next cruise unforgettable.

1. Balcony Privacy: What You Should Know

Thinking about going au naturel on your balcony? Technically, it’s your space—but it’s not completely private. Reflections on glass panels and the angle of neighboring balconies can expose more than you intended. Cruise lines like Royal Caribbean even state that guests must be “appropriately attired” if visible to others. So, keep it classy!

2. Bringing Cannabis? Think Again

Even if it’s legal at home, cruise ships follow federal law. That means marijuana, CBD, Delta-9, and similar products are banned. Carnival even uses sniffing dogs during boarding. Don’t risk getting caught—it’s not worth ruining your vacation.

3. Drink Package Hacks

Want to maximize your drink package? Know the rules:

  • Carnival & Princess cap alcoholic drinks at 15 per day.
  • Carnival enforces a 5-minute wait between orders. Other lines? No daily limits, but you still can’t order multiple drinks at once. Plan accordingly!

4. How to Avoid Kids

If you want a quieter cruise:

  • Sail when school is in session.
  • Upgrade to suites-only areas like The Haven or MSC Yacht Club.
  • Book adults-only beach clubs like Coco Beach Club or Pearl Cove. Or go all-in with Virgin Voyages, which is 18+ only.

5. Looking to Mingle?

Singles mixers listed in the daily planner are your best bet. Just remember—it’s a big ship but a small world. Awkward encounters can happen!

6. Your Cabin Isn’t Off-Limits

Room stewards enter daily, and cruise lines can search cabins if needed. If you bring something private (or prohibited), store it discreetly.

7. Swimsuit Rules

Thongs? Totally fine. Nudity? Not allowed. Most swimwear is acceptable as long as it covers the essentials.

8. Nude & Lifestyle Cruises Exist

Yes, there are entire cruises for nudists and adventurous couples. If that’s your vibe, research specialty sailings—they’re out there!

9. Public PDA? Cameras Are Watching

Ships have cameras everywhere. If you’re feeling frisky, keep it behind closed doors unless you want an audience.

10. Duty-Free Booze

Prices are usually better than back home, but not always a steal. Compare before you buy.

11. The Naughtiest Show Onboard

Don’t miss the Love & Marriage Game Show—it’s hilarious, candid, and definitely adults-only. Late-night comedy shows are also a great option for grown-up laughs.

Bottom Line: Cruising as an adult can be amazing when you know these insider tips. Whether you’re looking for privacy, fun, or just a little peace and quiet, these tricks will help you sail smarter.

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